Rubeus Hagrid

Hogwarts gamekeeper. A simple-minded, dim-witted half-giant with a huge... fondness for all manner of magical creatures. The only person besides Dumbledore who can venture into the deepest parts of the Forbidden Forest without fear. He’s always hospitable, will make you feel right at home, and won’t turn you down anything. But few who’ve visited his hut would agree to go back - the interior leaves such a mixed impression. The thing is, far more than dangerous magical creatures, Hagrid loves anything related to eroticism. His shack could easily claim the title of the world’s hottest museum, and any decent - or rather, indecent - library would gladly accept his collection of risqué stories.