Sally

A self-portrait painted by Marcus almost immediately after arriving at Hogwarts, simply so he’d have someone to talk to... and certainly not because drinking while clinking glasses with a mirror is the final stage of alcoholism. He has a sharp, even quarrelsome temper, and is a fan of sarcasm and crude jokes. He doesn’t think much of his original, but he’s always ready to listen and help with both advice and action - as much as he can. He’s sociable and loves spending time in the company of other portraits - female ones, of course. All in all, Sally is a perfect reflection of his creator... so he’s actually much better than he might seem at first glance.